Friday, May 14, 2010

Fify Five


This blog was started as a form of motivation, and it lead to a lifestyle of being more motivated than I have ever been. I am not trying to toot my own horn here, but I have alsays been a pretty self motivated dood. This year something clicked however, and it is no longer enough for me to just do hard things. I want to do hard things better than everyone else, and I especially want to crush you on a ss mtb. I have neglected this blog, but I have not neglected my training. I am now under 225lbs, which is something I have not been able to say in two years! It is still only May and I am starting to ride more and longer that I have ever this early in the season.

In other news I will start training for the Levi 100 next week with a series of 60+ mtb rides at CBL with a focus on steady laps and nutrition. I want to go to WI and leave with a medal, and I am focused.

I leave you with Foals new video for Spanish Sahara. I will be listening to this song on my ipod when I pass you.

It's still on.


  1. Nice work man. That was a good song, but the video really creeped me out.

  2. You weigh less than me, Jerk. I need to take a dump, though.

  3. Foals. Like Fleet Foxes w/ a beat. CU Sunday or sat night. I will not be crushed.

  4. I, the great Energor, implore all that ride and associate with the Tropical Storm to come forth with great tales of poo-doom and wisps of Jenkem for all to enjoy.

  5. When you have a load of jenkem in your colon and a pile of logs in the bowels there is nothing more satisfying then penguin walking down the hall with your ass cheeks clenched then dropping the Levi's to your ankles and sitting atop the throne known to all as Mt. Kohler. It was here that I heard from the howling winds exiting my dark star that one TSM was neglegent in his duties of entertaining all of us. Upon completing my deuce and flushing, the swirl marks in the bowel revealed the message that I need to come forth with my tails of Energor. I can only say that the tubeset I produced will be making it's way to Jenkem Cycles latest concept bike, the TTT (Turd Time Trialer).